Those crazy Germans.

Bill Murray to play the voice of Garfield the cat.

No one, I say no one, better. And it's not Claire Dane who'll be disagreeing with me.

Ewan McGregor attacks the paparazzi

I might not get much support for this one, but he shoots his mouth off as much as Liam Gallagher, but not as amusingly.

Remember, kids - God gave rock and roll to you.

Someone's Guardian Angel working overtime:

Man alive despite turning his car over, then getting out and falling down a 50 foot ravine... and landing on a railway.

So you think that you're unhappy in your job? Are you as unhappy as this guy?

Superhero in Tunbridge Wells

I've got male relatives in Tunbridge Wells. One of them might be a fraction old for this sort of thing, but is it my Uncle?

...could be!

Dwarf chameleons

Arguably the cutest thing you'll see today - unless I happen to walk past.