Buy Tony Blair. Only for sale until 12:10 today, so get in quick!

Kiwi caught speeding semi-naked on motorised bar stool.

And it gets better.

Woman catches knife thrown by would-be robber

This is pretty cool. Good to know it's done in real life. I've always had a sneaking suspicion I'd be able to do so.

Police dismiss 'evil' rumours in search for missing Dracula statue

Romanian police are investigating after a 13th century statuette vanished from a locked room in Castle Dracula during an electrical storm. Chief investigator Danut Sindrilau said: "Lightning struck the castle and plunged it into darkness, and when the lights came back on the statue had vanished."

This story comes to me from friend AMW, and is causing much confusion at work. I like to spread confusion wherever I can!

Japanese scientist invents 'invisibility cloak'

This is just about the most amazing thing I've seen in a long, long, time. And the Bond films got there first - as has often been the case with their gadgets...

Japanese express train makes special stop for exam girl.

The milk of human kindness, etc. etc.

Punxsutawney Phil says it's going to stay winter for a while. I for one believe him.

Well, it's Groundhog Day... again...

Text-tastic. This is the homepage of a friend from Footlights. Pretty impressive text picture.

Punxsutawney Phil says it's going to stay winter for a while. I for one believe him.

Haven't I done this before or something...?

I am heroic couplets; most precise And fond of order. Planned and structured. Nice. I know, of course, just what I want; I know, As well, what I will do to make it so. This doesn't mean that I attempt to shun Excitement, entertainment, pleasure, fun; But they must keep their place, like all the rest; They might be good, but ordered life is best.   (If not heroic couplets, then blank verse) What Poetry Form Are You?

Punxsutawney Phil says it's going to stay winter for a while. I for one believe him.

Punxsutawney Phil says it's going to stay winter for a while. I for one believe him.