Westlife plan Greatest Hits album.

Who or what are Westlife? Have they done anything worthwhile?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

You can't have a new St. Trinians' film with a) Kylie b) Rupert Everett c) no George Cole as Flash Harry.

And btw, why can't anyone think of any original ideas for films these days?

Hey, hands up who's going along to Blue Minty Gel Close on Saturday?

(I know. I know. I KNOW it's been done to death, but I can't help it. I'm half Irish, for St. Padraig's sake)

This is fractionally bizarro, as stories go, but worth a read to know that there are still eccentric people in this country.

For the love of God, No!

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  A house, a door, windows, 1, 2, 3, 4. Ready to play? What's the day? It's Tuesday!
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Shock! Horror! Leonardo DiCaprio actually of some use to mankind!

Oh, for [expletive deleted]'s sake.

I think some Americans are going a little too far.

I guess this isn't a very political blog, but Iraq are calling Britain their 'last hope' against a US-led invasion. Never mind that, here's a great quote from a guy about 'President' Bush:

"It would be a tragedy if Tony Blair were to be brought down through playing poodle to this unelected and deeply stupid little oil-spiv."

A wop bam a loom op, a wop bam boo.