Well a jolly good thing too, says I.

You know, finding this official website is possibly even more satifying than the Connery one.

This is the sort of thing that really irritates me. It's a TOTALLY POINTLESS approach to acting Shakespeare. Anything Shakespeare hasn't told you about a character's past is IRRELEVANT.

If you can hear a whistling sound, it's probably my blood coming to the boil.

Hey! Sir Sean Connery's finally got an official website up and running!

Now all we need is for him to start a weblog and... rock and roll, baby!

Ah, it's been rather an Eric Idle morning; and here's further confirmation of his feature directing debut of a Merchant-Ivory spoof called The Remains of the Piano.

Whoever was responsible for this is crazy in the coconut.

Just another one of those Paul McCartney stories.

Oh, no... all the UK internet news services are crammed with Big Brother stories. Could someone let me know for how long I'm going to have to avoid trawling through this rubbish? When does it all stop?

Pat Coombs, God bless yer! R.I.P.

Another very original approach the the blogging phenomenon.

Makes this whole top-to-bottom, newest-at-the-top method rather old and obvious...

I hereby declare this the greatest blog design in the entire history of the universe.

Anyone know where I can get a copy of the Rupert And The Frog Song vhs for less than £40?

I have finally managed to find a copy of Everybody Loves Saturday Night by The Spinners! We couldn't find any mp3s (not that we ever download mp3s, of course), the album is no longer available to buy, I couldn't find it in any second-hand record shops and my parents' version has been distorted and is completely stretched. Let's hope this comes off...

Uh-oh. Supreme Chancellor Palpatine has shut down the Holonet News channel. The freedom of the Press is looking threatened... where will this all lead to? A 1984 state, with Palpatine as Emperor, ruling through fear? I hope not!

Info regarding Wallace and Gromit: The Great Vegetable Plot.

Why do I keep getting the impression that the younger generation of Hollywood stars is a little nicer than their elders?

Any of you budding young actors fancy a spot of NeverNeverLanding? Then fly on over to the Peter Pan Casting Call.

God bless Belarus

Now here's someone with rather an impressive list of credits to his name on the imdb.

Queen to honour Queen on palace roof.

Ah, yes, but will Mr. Deacon be taking part? He has been noticeably absent from projects involving Messrs. Taylor and Hairstyle since the collaboration with R. Williams...

Er... has the PM lost it just a little?

"Don't pull apart Europe and America because the only people that rejoice in those circumstances are the bad guys".

I'm beginning to worry now that he thinks he's in a film.

A most amusing interview with George Lucas.

Any whale enthusiasts out there?

I am sure you have all seen this, but I would hate to let it slip by for any Hitchhiker fan that has missed it.

Microsoft suck. But we knew that anyway!

God bless George Lucas for this. And it's not what you think it is. Very encouraging to hear this from him of all people.

...not that I believe that you can tell by those four poxy questions ;-)

Syringe sweets cause concern

I'm not surprised!!!

Go Carter!

Flash: Blogging Goes Corporate

Macromedia sets up blogs to discuss products. What does The Deep think?

Pentagon trains bees to 'sniff out' bombs.

Beautiful.

I challenge JC to get a perfect score on this! (I am not even attempting it as I know I will do poorly)

"Heuh! Heuh! [SHRIEK]! [gurgle]!" - Dragon Baby

The Beer Marketing Board

paj is in the bedroom relearning how to tie a bowtie. I may have a lot of time to myself this afternoon!!

Paul McCartney wins Beatles phone-in radio quiz.

Apparently he won a heap of stuff signed by himself.

Just been watching the trailer for Roger Avary's The Rules of Attraction. Looks like a lot of fun.

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'Sven and Ulrika' caught getting dressed in a new Schweppes advert.

Martin Norris, of Coca-Cola Great Britain, which make Schweppes, said, "Sven has worked extremely hard for the English team and this is a tribute to his efforts."

I'm sure he's touched by your noble mark of respect, you utter, utter scum.

Mick Jagger on the Stones' upcoming 40th Anniversary World Tour: "Either we stay at home and become pillars of the community or we tour and we couldn't find any communities that needed pillars."

RIP JNT (Dr. Who producer from Tom Baker to Sylvester McCoy).

This is the greatest thing in the entire history of the Universe.

Webpages are dropping like flies...

I'd like to point out that I am blogging this NOT because of the story's theme, but because Charlotte Church seems to describe pretty much anything under the sun as 'silly'.

Has she been sponsored to say that word?

The really scary thing is how young young women look. My Juliet, for example. She's 18 (nearly 19), but could be 16. Yes, I know what you're thinking (unless you're being filthy). That was my first thought too.

E sto scrivendo soltanto in italiano.