Look what domain name Paramount Pictures has just registered...

I now have the results of the cryptic post placed earlier. These results mean I can't tell you what the post meant, but those of you who know what it meant will understand that the fact that it didn't work out is bad. More bad than I thought it would be. Still, I take heart from Fran.

Cool. Dennis Pennis is coming back.

One of my favourites of his was when he informed Kevin Costner that Waterworld was so bad, he'd 'made a C Movie'.

Phew, what a scorcher!

HOORAY!!!

This means they can get on with recording their mooted single.

How did whateverKirstywasdoingyesterday go?

What next? Tony Blair crisps (poodle flavoured)? Dubya crisps (napalm flavoured)?

RIP Leo McKern, alas. Everyone'll go on about Rumpole, and Falstaff, etc. etc., but just watch the end credits of Help!. There's a bit where he looks off to his left, then his eyes swivel back to look at you. Excellent.

< cryptic post > I have something very important to do tomorrow. Wish me luck! < /cryptic post >

Holy Michael Nesmith NO!

The last thing we need right now is a NEW version of the only pre-fab boyband-ish group ever to have produced decent music.

I'm sure JD will like this one :-)

Quality continuity! Now could you please bring back, Gonch, Vince Savage, Zammo, Trevor, et al. Heck I might even leave work early to watch Grange Hill!

This will be a FANTASTIC film.

And when I say 'FANTASTIC' I do of course mean 'ABYSMALLY CRAP'.

Amazing. A court case over whether Mike Batt's recorded minute of silence is ripping off John Cage's 4 mins 33 seconds of silence.

Batt: "I certainly wasn't quoting his silence. I claim my silence is original silence"

Groovy people and especiallah Kris Jenkins ought to appreciate this; a Google-like search engine for Amazon.

Somewhere out there, there is a plot. And Michael Jackson has lost it.

<rant>Oh, for - you know. Spielberg's apparently looking to do a King Arthur television series. Why can't he do some American story, like - er - well, all right, why can't he get someone to think up something NEW. Or get the cast to be English, because that's likely, isn't it.</rant>

Somehow, this gladdens my sentimental heart.

Everyone goes on these days about Muslim fundamentalists, forgetting a small band of Christian terrorists somewhere not enormously far from home. But take a look at this. This is genuinely disturbing. No prizes for guessing the country before even clicking on the link, btw...

No... this can't be true.

"Men are being asked to drink a litre of beer a day - all in the name of medical research."

The new George Michael video. Watched it without speakers, so I haven't even heard the song. But I love the video. Satire. Excellent. Someone had to spell it out...

Rather amused to discover that the US national anthem, 'The Star-Spangled Banner', uses the tune from 'To Anacreon in Heaven', a drinking song written by British composer John Stafford Smith in the late 1700s.